Alright guys. Let me tell you a little story. Today, I climbed to the top of a 14,000 foot mountain in Colorado with my family. I am not exaggerating when I tell you that it is the hardest thing I have ever done (exercise/ activity-wise. I have overcome greater mental mountains— do you see what I did there?) Anyhootieandtheblowfish, I’m not sure if any of you have ever been at such a high elevation, but there’s very little oxygen, and although I’m in relatively good shape from personal training, I was panting, and heaving, and taking breaks every five minutes of walking (<— also not an exaggeration). BUT GUESS WHAT FUCKERS! I made it to the top! I did it! And I got this beautiful view in return.
There’s a lesson here: Determination will lead to success and beauty. Just kidding. Totally kidding. Me and my fam jokingly make weird proverbs out of a bunch of bullshit. BUT I’M REALLY PROUD OF MYSELF AND YOU CAN ALL DO IT TOO BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU KBYE!!